germbomb 

Toddlers or small children who get ill a lot and pass it on to adults.

Where did you get that cold?
My sisters germbomb gave it to me.

germbomb by InvisibleHamster February 19, 2017

germbumble 

When a salty dog licks a melon and turns into a sour puss

- I germbumble the bees best last night during the horrid schalaplatrat

- Quite the problem to germbumble

germbumble by curly.frie21 September 21, 2017