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gerbil rocket 

1. fuck someone in the ass
2. insert a toilet paper tube into their loose asshole
3. insert gerbil into tube
4. light a match at the end of the tube to force gerbil farther up inside asshole
5. remove tube and enjoy the wriggling of a small to medium sized animal inside your anus
6.good luck getting it out
Last night after a felching session, Bill gave Tom a gerbil rocket
gerbil rocket by Jim McFunk May 10, 2006
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gerbil rocket 

The act of Gerbiling,and,then,trying to get the gerbil back out with a naked flame,to find that your ''natural gases'' are flammable.
''Oh shit,that Hamster Just Got Gerbil Rocketed''
gerbil rocket by zigger January 1, 2008
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026