George Washington 

YOU ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED WE GOT TO MAKE AN ALL OUT STAND HEY YO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN

George Washington, he was our first president and a badass general.

George Washington by idiot *trademark* November 4, 2017

George Washington 

The crazy, awesome general who led the US to its freedom and killed 20000 British. He also became the 1st president.

Did you learn about George Washington?
Yes, he is an awesome guy.

George Washington by zit224 April 8, 2019

George Washington 

First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.

George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.

Boy: Hello?

Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?

Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?

Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?

Boy: But my mom says....

Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?

Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.

Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.

Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.

Boy: Thanks, bro!

George Washington by Glastonbury Dex August 5, 2007

George Washington 

Georgie Washing Machine is the most elite founding father out them all. He is cool beans and Thomas Jefferson can suck it

George Washington kindly kicked King George to the curb

George Washington by a1isa October 8, 2021

george washington 

the most badass person to ever live, only rivaled by alexander the great.
could crush a wallnut between two fingers.
rode past british lines as they reloaded owning most of them with his sword.

george washington ganked the hessians on the delaware

george washington by asdfquerty June 10, 2008

George Washington 

The second greatest human in the history of everything, only to be beaten by his best and longest friend Jesus.

George Washington once stopped a musket bullet with his teeth only to have them shatter and replaced by wooden ones with gold in the center. He then went on to slaughter the entire British regiment of 50 men with his sword and trusty steed.

George Washington by The Great American October 8, 2008

George Washington 

The most dynamic president and military leader ever to exist.

George Washington was fierce.

George Washington by ssos September 25, 2014