gentlemen's relish

Also known as: male ejaculate, semen, jizz

Excuse me ma'am, I believe you have a small amount of gentlemen's relish on your upper lip.

by Langeama April 25, 2011

gentlemen's relish

Something pleasing your substantial

After Al received oral sex from Xena, he exclaimed, "Isn't that just the gentlemen's relish!"

by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007

Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

by Porlus December 30, 2007

Gentlemen's Relish

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.

The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.

by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010

gentlemens relish

another of a long list of names for semen

by nivek August 27, 2003

gentlemens relish

The sauce betwixt a mans testes after extended periods of physical activity. Most pungant when one does not shower or bath for a day.

Hey charlies angel, would you like some gentlemens relish with your hot dog

by D1561 August 29, 2006

Gentlemen's relish

British English. Uncountable compound noun.

Any form of titillating frippery that gets one's "gentleman" in an aroused state.

I hope the wife is up for it tonight... I could do with a helping of gentlemen's relish.

Look at all of that gentlemen's relish on the top shelf.

by That's men's talk October 05, 2011