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General Quarters 

General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in
Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”

MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session
General Quarters by rizzperez March 6, 2025
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General Quarters 

General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in
Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”

MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session
General Quarters by rizzperez March 6, 2025
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026