A serious case of a swollen itchy gootch. Often painful, especially after sub-consciously scratching at it all night in your sleep. Treat with a topical cream, and leave it alone. Eventually, the itch will subside resulting in much shedding of dead choda skin.
Frank: "Dude, I got a really nasty case of the geitchz. I hope its not from that hooker I tea-bagged last night."
Tom: "Man, I told you to stay away from those $20 bitches. Quit picking at that shit, you're grossing me out."
Tom: "Man, I told you to stay away from those $20 bitches. Quit picking at that shit, you're grossing me out."
by GasHuffer12 October 8, 2008
Get the geitchzmug.