geic 

Geic is a an origin from Gredic coming to Greic and then Geic.
Geic means gay therefore defining Matija Geic.

Oh shit look it's Matija.
Nigga that ain't Matija that's Geic

geic by NibFlib September 30, 2018

Geic-ing 

Raping a lizard with it own tail, until it stops growing new ones. The previous tails are continuously inserted and stored in its asshole, until the process of tail growth ends.

Dude these GEICO insurance rates are killing me. That mascot better watch out before I get to geic-ing it.

Me and my buddies are gonna go geic-ing this weekend, wanna join?

Geic-ing by Geic-master April 28, 2025

GEICO

A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.

Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!

GEICO by Mario Skink July 13, 2006

Geichoe 

pronounced "gyke'-ho" Intended as a pun derived from the popular insurance commercials. By definition, geichoe is a female of loose virtue or promiscuity (a slut or hoe). A woman "so easy, a caveman could do her."
action is "geichoing"

She comes at me like she wants a boyfriend, but that bitch been a geichoe since birth.

Geichoe by gravity5 March 7, 2007

geico hoe 

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it

im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it

geico hoe by Lawtown October 23, 2008

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

Lady Geico by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

GEICO

You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.

Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.

GEICO by slmtephanie December 13, 2007