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Geic-ing

Raping a lizard with it own tail, until it stops growing new ones. The previous tails are continuously inserted and stored in its asshole, until the process of tail growth ends.

Dude these GEICO insurance rates are killing me. That mascot better watch out before I get to geic-ing it.

Me and my buddies are gonna go geic-ing this weekend, wanna join?

by Geic-master April 28, 2025