geeselicker 

Noun. Scottish Insult to describe one who licks geese for pleasure. A pervert.

That man over there in the trenchcoat is a geeselicker.

geeselicker by diamonds2002 June 8, 2009

gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.

I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

gooselicker by Stephany Mercedes Garcia May 18, 2006

Geesefucker

All Canadians.

"That stupid Geesefucker keeps going on about hockey, as if anyone cares."

Geesefucker by theothertesticle October 9, 2025