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V The proccess of homosexual men competing for the title of "who is the gayest." Usually judged by fashion and wit it can also involve such acts baking, sewing, out-lisping, or out slutting.
Tom has had his homosexuality threatened. The only way to take back his pride is a gay off.
gay off by Rizzlebert May 24, 2006
Words you can keep
A word to be used in preferance to fuck off. It sounds much cooler
Your such a stevetard,steve, gay off!!
gay off by Steve March 4, 2004
A spray used to repel or keep gay people away, works similar to bug spray
I had to use gay off, to keep carl off, damb chocolate minor
gay off by Gay sprayin all day December 15, 2004
The Bones Brigade used to gay off with each other.
gay off by Funfetus December 18, 2005

Get your gay off my land!!! 

Used when playing Super Smash Bros Melee and the dumbass you're playing against (he's probably using Jiggly Puff) forgets that you've been charging a smash attack. You then unleash its fury and exclaim, "Get your gay off my land!!!"
Dumbass: Dude, I'm totally 1337 at this game!

You: (while unleashing fury) Get your gay off my land!!!

Gay Tweet-Off 

A competition where you exchange stupid tweets/facebook status updates with your buddies. Gayest tweet wins.
Dude, you wanna have a Gay Tweet-Off? Okay! A Hooters girl I know said, "Just look at me as the Barbie you'll never get to play with." Okay my turn. My emo/dyke friend says, "Purple in my hair. Feel like me again."
Gay Tweet-Off by JakersMcBakers June 14, 2011

off the gay 

Synonym is off the chain.

Something so homosexual in nature, that it can not function without rainbows appearing behind it.
Kim: Mily, do you have the new Jordin Sparks single? That song is so good, there is a crazy dance sample in there.
Mily: No.
Kim: Oh, that sucks. That shit is off the gay.
off the gay by kungfoojones September 9, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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