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Gay Carl 

Gay Carl is a term absolute unit and force of nature. Most Gay Carls are in love with big gay balls and Jimmy’s cummies.
Person 1: Dude I’ve been having trouble getting my mind off of big gay balls.
Person 2: Dude, you’re a Gay Carl too?
Gay Carl by EliminateMiddleClass October 27, 2019
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Gay Carlos 

Pulling the victim card when losing an argument. When not having anything meaningful to contribute to an argument, a person pulling a gay Carlos will actively try to get that person demonetized or deplatformed. The lowest form of human life.
Carlos Maza pulled a gay Carlos on Steven Crowder. Fuck gay Carlos

GayCarlito 

A man named carlos but at night he goes by the name carilto while hunting down men dressed like firefighters. He mainly loves cock meat sandwiches while rolling around in car oil. If you ever see give him a hug and he'll giggle and hug you back even tighter!!
Hey stop acting like gaycarlito!

You like cock meat sandwiches? you must be a gaylito
GayCarlito by A firefighter October 23, 2012
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026