Gasterflasted 

Confused or unsure

I'm gasterflasted of whats going on .

Michael Jackson didn't understand he could not touch kids. HE WAS GASTERFLASTED!

Gasterflasted by sadboisparkz May 27, 2021

Gabberflasted

To describe a feeling that one cannot describe when one is all the feelings that shall be listed. These include: Frustration, Shock, Pain, Angst, Surprise, and uncertainty of what will happen next. It's Flabbergasted with a bit of dyslexia. That's how confused you are.

I am so gabberflasted from everything that has happened from Tuesday till now, it's like my world has done a 360.

Gabberflasted by Thatgirlwheused2beurgirl January 11, 2010

Gabberflasted

When one is flabbered beyond gasted they enter a state of Gabberflastedness, that of which is of pure shock, awe and the same gasps used by none other than sir william shakespear (one may inadvertently switch to speaking as if they were from the days of old england AKA fancy shmancy)

You:*GASP* I DARESAY GOOD FREIND, YOU GAVE ME QUITE A SCARE
Friend: did i flabbergast you?
You: far worse, for you see, i am gabberflasted

Gabberflasted by Sir Beans of Heinzington March 24, 2023

gaberflasted

To be outraged, shocked, stunned, angered, surprised, or pissed off.

I was gaberflasted when two cars came into a collision.

gaberflasted by DCD2008 April 7, 2008

gabberflasted

anything u want it to mean

that crap is gabberflasted!!!

that ggirl is so hot she is gabberflasted!!

gabberflasted by anthony stamos May 15, 2008

Gabberflasted

When someone says something so mind numbingly boring, instead of being flabbergasted you are gabberflasted into speechlessness

Friend: Did you hear the principals speech the other day?
Me: Yeah i was fuckin gabberflasted man

Gabberflasted by Cwevin Berko June 12, 2020

gasterblaster 

While having sex the female partner chugs a whole gallon of milk and when about to finish the female shall projectile vomit on the males penis

Gasterblaster to projectile vomit on the partner

gasterblaster by anonymous June 9, 2022