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gargling balls 

Gargle : to hold (a liquid or in this case a solid) in the mouth or throat and agitate with air from the lungs
Balls: Testicales

Gargling Balls: when a person metaphorically gargle (aguh aguh aguh...) the balls of another person with their mouth because he is that person's personal servant or bitch.
Joe goes out of his way to make Bills day, therefore Joe gargles Bills balls.

Eric does what Tim wants, therefore Eric gargles Tim's balls.
gargling balls by brink February 18, 2005

ball gargling 

An ancient technique where the individual places another individual's testicles into their own mouth then proceed to furiously rinse them in their spit, snot and saliva. The origins of ball gargling are still argued over to this day by many historians. The technique is notoriously difficult to master, though once mastered it is reportedly one of the most effective ways in making partners coom.
"Hey bro, wanna try some ball gargling?"
"I dunno bro, it seems kind of weird. Bro."
"Bro, it'll be fine bro, I'll say like no homo or whatever, bro."
"Hey bro, that sounds good man."

ball gargling 

aslo know as t-bagging but the gargler is gargling your junk
Yo! this bitch was ball gargling me lastnight and i thought i was gone cum all over her forehead from the rhythmic vibrations of her throat.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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