Big Rod: Hey so how is that new bitch you picked up in the projects
Gamble: She's great. Luckily she turned out to be a garden hoe
Gamble: She's great. Luckily she turned out to be a garden hoe
by SPANKLING January 26, 2011
1. a girl that keeps her garden real nice and makes her seem like a nice girl but wen u walk in the house she acts like a hoe
2. a girl who dont shave her pussy but it aint as bad as a jungle its just a garden
3. smells like flowers or leaves wen ur doing her
2. a girl who dont shave her pussy but it aint as bad as a jungle its just a garden
3. smells like flowers or leaves wen ur doing her
by hammy123 June 24, 2008
by Lynching director February 26, 2015
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo November 02, 2019
A woman whom of which prefers to have sex in a garden rather than in a house on any other types of surfaces.
James: Dude, this new chick I've been dating is a real garden hoe.
Sam: That sucks bro.
James: I know, I got thorns on my junk when we were doing it by the rose bushes.
Sam: That sucks bro.
James: I know, I got thorns on my junk when we were doing it by the rose bushes.
by Urban slayer August 05, 2014
Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"
Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
by CampFetus September 20, 2017