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gaper delay 

The resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.
There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.
gaper delay by Juicifer Jones January 22, 2008
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Gaper Delay 

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!
Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!
Gaper Delay by AD218 August 28, 2008

Gaper Delay 

The amount of time it takes a fisted asshole to close back up!!


I fisted the hell out of me Julie last night!! I caused a 5 minute Gaper Delay!!
Gaper Delay by A.D.218 October 10, 2008
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