Gamer dick

When you have been gaming for so long and haven’t showered so your dick gets covered in a layer of grease preventing you from jerking off since you can’t get a grip

Bro after that WOW session I got gamer dick

by Gamer dick October 17, 2020

Game dick

An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.

Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."

by Zotts May 7, 2015

Dick Game

Its the credentials of a male as the number of how many females he has had sex with and the level of performance.

Bob: I'm a virgin
Jeff: You got weak dick game son.

by PussyVomit October 18, 2008

Dick gazer

A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."

"dude I was so uncomfortable in my piss test. Mr Greenspan was being a real dick gazer."

by bigfish951 August 12, 2009

Dick Game

A game where someone calls out "Dick Game" and everybody grabs there dick and the last person to grab his dick has to do something(take out the trash,pay for dinner,ECT.)

Me* Dick Game!
Friend* Agh Fuck do I really have to pick up the bill.

by Broadwaybarzini March 2, 2015

Cody’s dick game

WACK

Cody’s dick game is WACK as fuck.

by NaDdYlIGhT September 24, 2020

Dick Game

Drunk douchebags play the Dick Game when they get bored. It involves the throwing of a projectile (often a cell phone or a Birkenstock sandal) at the opponent's dick. If a guy gets a hit, he shouts, "welcome to the dick game!" in the most douchebag voice possible.

The goal is NOT to hit the opponent's balls. That's really uncool.

Also, the dick game is not at all related to the penis game. That shit's for like 4 year old girls.

"Welcome to the dick game!"
*cough* "What the fuck, asshole, you hit my balls. Not cool!"

by george "get on your knees" October 27, 2008