Gambled and lost 

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.

Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.

Gambled and lost by perogi February 6, 2007

gambled and lost 

When one has "gambled and lost," they have tried to fart, but in the process, some fecal matter has come out. Usually resulting in a "shower of shame." Opposite of "gambled and won."

Rory: Hey, where's Jake?
Brian: Oh, he gambled and lost and now he is taking a shower of shame.

gambled and lost by Jaker July 16, 2008

I Gambled and Lost 

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

I Gambled and Lost by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021