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Galust is a savage. He will make you take out your checkbook. Not only that, he always comes out on top at whatever he does. He is loveable inside and out, always strives for greatness, great family man, and a go getter. Once you know him, its over. He will bend backwards for the people in his inner circle, and help out anyone that he feels is truly in need. He will make you feel loved, treat his girl like a queen, and be the best dad ever. Galusts are one in a million, a needle in a haystack. Praise the lord that you know a Galust, i’tll come in handy.
Galust came over and changed my life.
galust by anonymous November 22, 2021
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An awesome guy who has an incredible wife and family. Thankful for all that he owns. Thinks his brother in law is awesome.
That guy is so lucky to be a Galstad.
galstad by Marvin Florence April 24, 2007

Galstaded 

The art of ignoring text messages while actively replying to others. Later claim you were busy or did not see it.
I texted my friend Jake and he never replied although he was replying to other group texts. Galstaded again.
Galstaded by Mediocre Gamer May 13, 2020

glusterfuck 

A combination of the words GlusterFS and " clusterfuck ".
I.E a failure of magnificent magnitude involving the Gluster filesystem
This storage server is turning into a real glusterfuck
glusterfuck by Dfkfkfdk September 8, 2015
n. A man who is large, oafish, lazy, or fat (or, more often, a combination of these.)

See galoot
You're just a big galute, but I love you anyway.

You've been playing your games and eating junk food all day. Go get some exercise, you galute!
galute by Jamos February 22, 2005

Galston Public School 

Not a very good school. Most teachers are ok but some are just so bad you won’t wanna live.

They mostly aim for the stage 3 boys to get into trouble. The boys can’t even throw a ball while the girls can run around literally punching each other and talking about boys.
Boy 1: Oh yeah, I can’t wait to go to high school. Galston Public School is so bad.
Boy 2: yeah same. I got in trouble for throwing a tennis ball. Wow
Anyone down for a Glustin later?

Yo, creamy Glustin up in here
Yo Pete, are you alright? Last night you did a filthy Glustin on the dance floor.

Did you see Stacy last night? I totally Glustined her.
Glustin by can of cream March 19, 2021