Fuzzy Monkey

A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.

"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"

by bitchbag42069696969 February 22, 2019

fuzzy monkey

A woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than Kevin Costner when he did that crappy 3000 miles to Graceland movie)

man 1:"Hey did you see Sheryl checking you out?"
man 2:"No way I'd hit that man. She looks like a damn fuzzy monkey."

by thegreatandpowerfulrandini December 20, 2012

fuzz monkey

A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja

Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!

by Sam Dibble August 26, 2008

fuzz monkey

The Australian term for a pig.

Bloody fuzz monkeys! Would you like a donut?

by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

Prof. Flappy Fuzzymonkey Moment

When you log onto Toontown Rewritten and none of your friends are online, besides some random person with a name like Prof. Flappy Fuzzymonkey who you don't talk to and forgot why you even friended.

Man, nobody's on TTR, this sure is a Prof. Flappy Fuzzymonkey Moment.

by Marley556 November 3, 2022

Fuzzmonkey

Trimmed but widespread genital hair.

She dropped her pants and her bush went knee to knee... serious fuzzmonkey

by Haseekwa June 24, 2022