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furniporn

People, who have sexual attraction to items of furniture and take and have sexual gratification from images and/or movie clips of furniture in suggestively sexual positions.
Maris, your husband is jacking off to furniporn again.
by Karlis353 June 13, 2017
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fornicornucopia

A term that suggests that instead of sharing an abundant variety of fruits, a group should participate in sharing many sexual partners in an all out pile fuck.

It is typically used as a classy term when in public when it is unacceptable to refer to an orgy or a 'pile fuck'.
Chris: "Hey gang wanna have a pile fuck later!?"

Alex: "Dude we're at a restaurant, there's a kid right there! Be a little more discrete you barbaric animal."

Chris: "Oh I apologize my good sir. Hey you guys want to partake in a fornicornucopia later?"
by prey1337 January 6, 2012
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fornimornicate

When your alarm goes off in the morning and you say, "Fuck it! I'm staying in bed!"
After a night of partying, Kelly chose to fornimornicate and skip work.

Pete was fired from work since he practiced fornimornification too many times.
by Bad Kram February 7, 2010
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funicorn

An extremely good looking person that is also extremely fun. True funicorns are extremely rare but if you do happen to spot one, it is a magical experience.
That bar was whack, we were there all night and not a single funicorn was spotted.
by Nenamach April 21, 2017
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furnhorn

a really boring old guy who spends to much time on his porch. often eats hard candies.
guy: wow. that old guy has been on his porch for 5 hours.

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other guy: yeah. he's such a furnhorn.
by mumba jumba September 11, 2010
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Furniburn

A bonfire using fuel of collected wooden furniture or (burniture), such as bookcases, dressers, tables, etc.
I found a complete table and chairs set made of oak. This will be a highlight of the furniburn
by tamaholic July 31, 2011
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Furnimorphs

When you morph into furniture instead of an animal like in animorphs the book series.
Bro just furnimorphs when scared.
Oh for real?
Yeah bro.
by Emo_little2000 February 6, 2024
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