furniporn 

People, who have sexual attraction to items of furniture and take and have sexual gratification from images and/or movie clips of furniture in suggestively sexual positions.

Maris, your husband is jacking off to furniporn again.

furniporn by Karlis353 June 13, 2017

fornicornucopia 

A term that suggests that instead of sharing an abundant variety of fruits, a group should participate in sharing many sexual partners in an all out pile fuck.

It is typically used as a classy term when in public when it is unacceptable to refer to an orgy or a 'pile fuck'.

Chris: "Hey gang wanna have a pile fuck later!?"

Alex: "Dude we're at a restaurant, there's a kid right there! Be a little more discrete you barbaric animal."

Chris: "Oh I apologize my good sir. Hey you guys want to partake in a fornicornucopia later?"

fornicornucopia by prey1337 January 6, 2012

fornimornicate 

When your alarm goes off in the morning and you say, "Fuck it! I'm staying in bed!"

After a night of partying, Kelly chose to fornimornicate and skip work.

Pete was fired from work since he practiced fornimornification too many times.

fornimornicate by Bad Kram February 7, 2010

funicorn

An extremely good looking person that is also extremely fun. True funicorns are extremely rare but if you do happen to spot one, it is a magical experience.

That bar was whack, we were there all night and not a single funicorn was spotted.

funicorn by Nenamach April 21, 2017

furnhorn 

a really boring old guy who spends to much time on his porch. often eats hard candies.

guy: wow. that old guy has been on his porch for 5 hours.

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other guy: yeah. he's such a furnhorn.

furnhorn by mumba jumba September 11, 2010

Furniburn 

A bonfire using fuel of collected wooden furniture or (burniture), such as bookcases, dressers, tables, etc.

I found a complete table and chairs set made of oak. This will be a highlight of the furniburn

Furniburn by tamaholic July 31, 2011

Furnimorphs 

When you morph into furniture instead of an animal like in animorphs the book series.

Bro just furnimorphs when scared.
Oh for real?
Yeah bro.

Furnimorphs by Emo_little2000 February 6, 2024