fur monkey

The crap that sticks to the pizza or food item when dropped on a dirty floor wet side down.

Oh shit! since I ate that pizza off the floor, I have fur monkeys caught in my throat.

by lil miss mopar May 02, 2006

Monkey Fur

Carpeting often found on the inside walls of boats, mast, etc.

The mast is covered in monkey fur.

by Sailor Amour October 04, 2010