n. Excessive hair in a woman's pubic region due to poor hygiene habits. Can be detected early if forearms are thick with dark hair or if beginning signs of a moustache are noticable.
Kiki: I decided to step up my game with Bambi last night.
B-Rad: How'd it go? Did you lay some pipe?
Kiki: HELL NO!! She dropped her drawers and had a fur diaper. I threw up and got the hell out of there.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.