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funductor 

a conductor of fun, usually self-appointed; he/she who creates an atomsphere of merriment in nearly every situation; completely unrelated to being productive.
Jim: Do we have to go to that lame dinner party?
Sue: Yeah, but don't worry. Nancy's going! She's the funductor!
Jim: Sweet! Nancy knows how to bring the party!
funductor by missc3 May 18, 2011
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Funrector 

One who directs promotions at minor league sporting events.
The halftime show at last night's Albuquerque Thunderbirds game was unreal, thanks to the excellent script written by the funrector.
Funrector by Coordicationer December 29, 2009

Monkey The Funduster 

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

Funductive 

Fun + Productive

Term coined by Chad Ochocinco meaning having fun while being productive at the same time.
Ochocinco: Today's football practice is gonna to be a funductive day.
Funductive by och8cinco October 6, 2009

Fundatory 

is any event or function that is intended to be fun, but is mandatory and will most likely suck.
Hey Dave their is a fundatory event for work this Saturday it gonna blow.
Fundatory by Pinabutta November 4, 2008

fundatory 

mandatory fun activities that happen at work, which are never actually fun at all.
This afternoon, we have to trudge up the hill to the fundatory holiday party. If i wanted to die of boredom, I could stay in my own office and listen to Bill talk about his kids, but noooooo, we have to hit the fundatory.
fundatory by bee listy December 10, 2008
A functor, or function object, is a class in C++ with the () operator overloaded. Functors are used a lot in the standard library to do custom comparisons. They're used in place of function pointers because sometimes you need to store a value or remember something (ie. put the functor into a special 'state' for whatever purpose), a functor can do this, a function pointer can't (without messing with global variables).
class over5 { // this class is the functor
bool operator() (int x) {
return x > 5;
}
};

std::list<int> L;

... // put a bunch of ints onto the list

over5 o5;
std::find_if(L.begin(), L.end(), o5);

// o5 will have its overloaded () operator called to check if the element in L is over 5.
functor by Sam Johnston July 23, 2005
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