func

A function, party, fiesta, gathering, large get-together, bash, throw down.

John Smith: "Dude, let's hit up that college func."

Me: "We're high school freshmen you tool. You look 13."

by uhyeah February 1, 2010

func

Either the function = party/location.

or
Fun unc = uncle/uncool

gonna head to the func with the func

by n4tch January 28, 2026

func

(plur. funcs) In school terms, it can also mean functions in maths. Most prefered to be used in texts rather than in person

P1: Dude, did you understand the funcs in today's exam???
P2: yeah but i didnt understand the exponential func

by isnt.that.useful June 4, 2025

FUNC

pronounced: fuhngk
noun

1. A “fuckable uncle” — typically a fine-ass man of uncle status (by blood or by title) whose face, build, or aura makes you forget morals, family trees, and last names

2. (Keep it Classy) A distinguished, well-dressed gentleman at a family function who exudes the kind of quiet confidence, cologne, and conversational charm that makes you contemplate wildly inappropriate decisions.

“Soon as FUNC sat down and crossed his legs all smooth with that watch glinting, three aunties, two cousins, and somebody’s girlfriend forgot why they came to the cookout in the first place.”

by ShoobeDup October 5, 2025

func

a power of the number 10 to the negative 0.

I'm running at 5 funcs speed (5*10^(-0)).

by fulkboy October 23, 2025

Func Shui

Func Shui

Functionality and usefulness blended with crafted or aesthetic appeal, as opposed to placement based on energy flow (Feng Shui).

A pair of homemade wrought iron towel hooks provide the bathroom with some Func Shui.

by dmitchell78721 March 20, 2013

func'd

The feeling after you have exhausted yourself and you know that you went hard as you can go. You against you.

I have just finished ZUU and I am now func'd!
I'm func'd!

by Hrtmedia September 19, 2013