ShoobeDup's definitions
pronounced: fuhngk
noun
1. A “fuckable uncle” — typically a fine-ass man of uncle status (by blood or by title) whose face, build, or aura makes you forget morals, family trees, and last names
2. (Keep it Classy) A distinguished, well-dressed gentleman at a family function who exudes the kind of quiet confidence, cologne, and conversational charm that makes you contemplate wildly inappropriate decisions.
noun
1. A “fuckable uncle” — typically a fine-ass man of uncle status (by blood or by title) whose face, build, or aura makes you forget morals, family trees, and last names
2. (Keep it Classy) A distinguished, well-dressed gentleman at a family function who exudes the kind of quiet confidence, cologne, and conversational charm that makes you contemplate wildly inappropriate decisions.
“Soon as FUNC sat down and crossed his legs all smooth with that watch glinting, three aunties, two cousins, and somebody’s girlfriend forgot why they came to the cookout in the first place.”
by ShoobeDup October 5, 2025
Get the FUNCmug.