funambulator 

a tight rope walker with a big 'bootay' often causing them to tip over and fall to their death.

*lady falls to death*
tom cruise: this just in a woman has fallen to her death from a tight rope accident.
john: stupid funambulator.

funambulator by nikki anderson March 6, 2007

Unambulatory 

Not able.

When I urinate on myself I’m unambulatory to strip of my boxer brief undies!

Unambulatory by Turo Fernandez April 1, 2019