fumble dick 

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.

Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!

fumble dick by Brad22 February 16, 2008

Fumblemickdumbderkins 

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot

That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.

Fumblemickdumbderkins by ItsRedGrover December 13, 2021

Fumbledick

Someone who fumbledicks is called a fumbledicker. To fumbledick means to take your time or get distracted when enroute somewhere or doing something. If I am leaving the house and my wife is waiting in the car for me , but I keep watching the game or I forget my watch or I forgot to take my medicine. I would be fumbledicking around and my wife would let me know that I was a fumbledicker as soon as I get in the car.

Dom please be fast when you go into the store and do not fumbledick around, because I'm in a hurry.

Fumbledick by DJR22 September 11, 2016