fudge slide

A sad circumstance of endurance events, the fudge slide happens when a competitor has to crap while on course. Instead of stopping they just let it slide down their leg, thus the name. This normally occurs with the leaders, since they want to win. Those further back will keep their dignity and go in a porto-john.

Did you see that guy that was leading in the marathon last weekend? He rode that fudge slide all the way across the line!

fudge slide by kaip November 15, 2005

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Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

Muddy Fudge Slide by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

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hot fudge slide

to take a steaming hot turd on the floor of an ice rink and get ice skates on and penguin slide in it.

jimmy took a hot fudge slide in his moms feces.

hot fudge slide by jt42524534 December 3, 2011

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california fudge slide

when a woman shits on a guys dick and then he bangs her with it .

Yo mikey really gave that hootchie a california fudge slide at the party last night.

california fudge slide by kIDFuNkyFRieD April 4, 2011

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North Side Fudge Factory

Another name for Wrigley Field home of the Chicago Scrubs.

Also the World's Biggest Gay Bar.

The Chicago Cubs play at the North Side Fudge Factory located at 1060 W Addison St. Chicago, IL 60613.

North Side Fudge Factory by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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