An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England
"I accidentally texted my exnudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'