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fucking ninja 

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
fucking ninja by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017

A Fucking Ninja 

the act of someone being a ninja and is really good at it
Josh: how did you do that ?
mitchell: cos i'm "A Fucking Ninja"
A Fucking Ninja by mytch May 5, 2007

Sexy Fucking Ninja 

A woman who hides how freaky she is. If you discover her and you are a freak yourself never ever give up on her. She will make your fantasies and your dreams come true.
Bill: So Tim I heard that you and Lexi enjoyed a bit of alone time together. So what happened?

Tim: *mentally freezes with pleasure from remembering last night* She is such a sexy fucking ninja...

Ninja Fucking 

To fornicate a person, or being, without them knowing or noticing; Also slang for succesfully using the "date rape drug"
Example 1
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"

Random guy: "Word."

Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"

Example 2

Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'

Girl 2: "Why not?"

Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"

Example 3

Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"
Ninja Fucking by DroBot January 14, 2011

ninja fucking unicorn 

boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!

girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?

boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!

girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?

boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......

girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.

...LATER...

boy: okay i found it.

....WHAM!.....

boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!

girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now

..ring..ring..

boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!

godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!

boy: hahaha damn that sucks.

BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born

Fuckin Ninja 

An exclamtion used upon completion of a particulary skillful or stealthy activity.
Paul "Dude! How did you manage to sneak past those cops?"

Greg "FUCKIN NINJA!"
Fuckin Ninja by Thuggernaught November 10, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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