fucked up like a football bat Share definition Flag Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally. John is "fucked up like a football bat." That's "fucked up like a football bat." fucked up like a football bat by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the fucked up like a football bat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch