I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.
by Doug the Spider May 16, 2010

by Blasphemos July 2, 2016

A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!
My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)
by jadio August 14, 2003

A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.
"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"
by XenonSmash June 7, 2016

by West Coast Woodstock September 15, 2019

by Molbänhän December 9, 2012

by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024
