fuck trumpet

what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex

I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.

by Doug the Spider May 16, 2010

fuck trumpet

A whiny little bitch.

Donald Trump is a toupeed fuck trumpet.

by Blasphemos July 03, 2016

fuck trumpet

A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!

My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)

by jadio August 14, 2003

Fuck Trumpet

A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.

"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"

by XenonSmash April 17, 2016

Fuck Trumpet

1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.

“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.

“👌👈🎺”

by West Coast Woodstock September 16, 2019

Fuck Trumpet

A man's penis (instrument to be blown).

When I opened the door I walked in on my wife, shall we say, playing another man's fuck trumpet.

by Molbänhän December 08, 2012

Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using

Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

by SidneysHandle404 March 02, 2024