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A way that some french people (mostly from Quebec, Canada), think "fucked up" is written. It's mostly use in a "good" way, to mean that something is nice instead of saying that something is truly fucked up
Bob: Man, This trick was so fuck top!

John: You're right, man!
Fuck Top by Rooked October 18, 2010
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An expression used to describe something (unbelievably) amazing. It is commonly used in Quebec, Canada, but outsiders rarely understand the meaning. The terms are most likely derived from "fuck" and "over-the-top". Not to be confused with "fucked up", an antonym.
Alex: Dude, it's amazing!!
Matt: I know, right? It's sick!
Ben : Whoa! That's fuck top!
Fuck Top by bbturkey December 28, 2011
A way that some french people (mostly from Quebec, Canada), think "fucked up" is written. These morons just take what it sounds like and invent their own way of writing it instead of educating themselves and checking what it actually means.

This form of writing "fucked up" is not yet widespread but the people that can actually speak english in Quebec fear it one day will be.
Hélène: I look so fuck top in this picture!

Mike: Fuck you
Fuck top by mtlrom88 February 16, 2010
It's NOT used in Quebec, that's not true. This meaning is written as "foque top" and used ONLY in France. In Quebec, people say and write "fucked up" normally. So don't invent lies please.
- Yo mec, comment ça va mon pote?
- Ça va très foque top (fuck top), merci.

And this is how they would say it in Quebec:
- Hey l'gâ, t'as ben l'air d'une schnoute à matin!
- Bein non, l'cave, chui toutte fucked up là.
fuck top by KennethMorrington November 29, 2014

fuck you on top of your head 

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".
Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

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