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fucktoid 

A dumbass, a stupid or foolish person.
Quit being a fucktoid!

You fucktoids need to get to work.
fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019
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Fucktoid 

A dumbass or someone who wastes time because they are goofing off
You fucktoids need to get to work.

Quit being a fucktoid.
Fucktoid by Hafa Adai March 28, 2016

fucktoids 

a reference to sex enhancing drugs
"Honey I'm home"
"Did you buy the fucktoids honey, you know you need to keep it up tonight"
fucktoids by dalomi9 March 3, 2008

specky fucktoid 

A person who invades their partner's privacy (hacking their phone, reading message on Facebook) to discover what has been said about them.
OMG your boyfriend was being such a specky fucktoid last night! He was totally messaging me from your phone last night....

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026