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Fuck promise

- Similar to a pinky promise but instead The person truly can’t break the promise and must stick to their word.

- If the person breaks the promise the person they fucked promised with will give them a huge punishment. Example: Befriend, break up, or even tell them to do something embarrassing in public. Anything!! The other person desires
Karen: I’m sorry! I fuck promise that I won’t spit in ur drinks anymore.
Kyle: Fine!! If you do it again you will have to watch me spit in all ur drinks for a week straight.
Fuck promise by Kinks May 20, 2020
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fuck promise

a promise made during sex that is used to encourage continued activity. Usually, not to be carried out.
Bob didn't call Linda back the next morning like he said he would. He thought that was ok as it was a fuck promise.
fuck promise by Tker December 16, 2009

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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004