fuck cracker

a person most likley male that is not only gay but is attracted to every guy he sees and would like to Fuck them all
dude why are you suck a fuck cracker

i found out your a fuck cracker
by realdefinitionsforyou January 30, 2009
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fucking cracker

fucking crackers are ugly, palefaced rednecks
by mailto September 08, 2006
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Christ on a fucking cracker

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.
Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"
by its_tator November 06, 2006
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Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 November 30, 2010
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fucking cracker

In the UK this mean an exceptionally good thing.
That steak I had for dinner was a fucking cracker!
or
Wow, she's a real cracker! (would mean she is exceptionally pretty or sext etc.)
by PC Bob. April 03, 2021
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