frunder 

To be Friended on Facebook

Some crazy bitch frundered me on Facebook....hmmmm....Frunder

frunder by Eric Frunder Ziselman April 9, 2008

Founder of Narcotics Anonymous 

Jimmy K. (Kinnon) founded NA in 1953. Back then it was illegal for addicts to meet under Any circumstances! So they met in church basements, etc., out of the public eye. In 2012, there were Over 62,700 meetings Worldwide in Over 142 countries! If you have a layover at the airport, you can page "Friends of Jimmy K." & will be met by fellow recovering addicts! This is Extremely helpful if you're having cravings or need someone to talk with who understands. NA has helped Over a Million people! For every person in recovery, it affects 40 other people!

JImmy K. (Kinnon) was the Founder of Narcotics Anonymous. Thank Heavens for all his work!

Founder of Narcotics Anonymous by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous

Bill. W. (Wilson) & Dr. Bob (Smith) founded AA in 1935 in Akron, Ohio. In 2001, there were an estimated Over 2 Million members in 108,000 groups meeting in approximately 150 countries around the World! AA has helped So Very Many people & if you're having a layover at an airport or bus station, you can have them page "Friends of Bill W." so you'll have another recovering alcoholic to talk with! Sane for NA, which sprang from AA, just page "Friends of Jimmy K.". Most people there won't know what you're talking about.

Thank the Creator for the Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous, Bill W. & Dr. Bob!

Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous by Starchylde June 7, 2016

foundered

From the hills in Norn Iron we say that Foundered means we are cold.

The wind would founder ye!

'Am foundered, was standin out there all day long an' near froze!

foundered by libbet May 15, 2006

founder hounder 

A person, usually a heterosexual female, who pursues relationships or hookups with the founders of tech startups. Like a jersey chaser for nerds. This term was used in the "Bachmanity Insanity" episode of "Silicon Valley."

Clive: "Hey Otto, how's the organic sustainable single-origin artisanal small batch cold brew nitro coffee roasting gig going?"
Otto: "Not great, man. It turns out that our proprietary method of using only high altitude Jamaican Blue Mountain beans filtered through the digestive tract of a civet cat is pretty expensive. So we set our price at $10 a cup, which barely covers our costs, but it's been hard to compete with these low-end stores like Four Barrel and Ritual that sell coffee for only $7, and the peasants here in SF actually drink that swill instead of ours. We went out of business."
Clive: "Oh well, at least you have Matilda. She's your ride-or-die-bitch, right?"
Otto: "Um, not really. She ditched me for this douchebag who is Co-Founder and CEO of this stupid app called Pewply."
Clive: "You mean the app where you take a picture of your feces and it gives you dietary recommendations based on their machine learning big data algorithms? Dude, Pewply is awesome. It totally helped me better come to grips with my gluten allergy."
Otto: "Yeah I'm sensitive to gluten too. But I can't believe she left me for this chode just because of his piece of crap - no pun intended - startup!"
Clive: "Connect the dots, man. Before you, she hooked up with the founders of Markitable, Zenalytics, Flooberli, Sharepnp, and Majikly. She's a classic founder hounder!"

founder hounder by Nicholas D May 31, 2016

Fundergrad 

A term often used by graduate students or young urban professionals for students in a university or college who has not received a first (often a bachelor's) degree who frequents the social scene with a revealed strong admiration for the more educated and experienced population.

undergrad freshmeat cougar bait cougar hawk cougar hunter golddigger elitist snob yuppie

After an evening of intense work, the young graduate students decided to head to the bars often frequented by fundergrads. But trust them, these half-lawyers are just looking for fun.

Fundergrad by Half Lawyer January 30, 2009

Funderage 

When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."

Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."

The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.

Also used when underage persons are drinking.

Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your

daughter!"

Father: "More like Funderage!"

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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."

Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!

Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"

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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"

Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"

Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."

Funderage by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010