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fruityale

the hottest person you will ever meet. they’re so fucking fine and not only that but loyal and super nice i promise. don’t be shy to talk to this person they will always have your back no matter what. they’re most likely to have two best friends that they talk to everyday and their names are meler and lancy. they all love kpop and dramas and all three enjoy editing. fruityale is the sweetest person ever if you’re nice to them and their friends, but if you say something rude about someone they care about trust me they won’t let it slide. don’t mess with fruityale guys. they will bark at u and bite u.
“hey do you know fruityale?” “yes they’re so fine
by akxvshii November 23, 2021
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Fruitcage

Open up your fruitcage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be -- Peter Gabriel
by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009
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Mexican Fruitcake

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.
I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.
by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010
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fruitcakery

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity
Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
by colm12 January 2, 2015
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Fruitality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
by Tiggerback May 22, 2010
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fruitcake

1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

2. Someone who is completely insane.

3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
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Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010
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