Just watch 'Brokedick I mean back Mountain.'
"Wanna butt fuggle Ennis ?"
"Fuck yes Jack!"
*Rips off pants, spits in hand, rubs on penis.*
10 minutes later.
"You know I ain't queer dont cha'?"
Jack thinking ; "FUCK!"
"Me either."
10 minutes later.
*Rips off pants, spits in hand, rubs on penis.*
Ejaculate Ejaculate Ejaculate.
& So on and so forth.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.