rubbing/holding/masturbating a penis and a hotdog together for sexual pleasure. it is performed by a single penis-haver when they have no other penis to front with.
the warmth of the hotdog mimics that of another penis, granting stimulation down the full length of the shaft.
some prefer frotting to ordinary jerking off, however not everyone has a friend or sexual partner to front with, therefore the frotdog was invented
"I frotdogged myself last night and it felt so good"
rubbing/holding/masturbating a penis and a hotdog together for sexual pleasure. it is performed by a single penis-haver when they have no other penis to frot with.
the warmth of the hotdog mimics that of another penis, granting stimulation down the full length of the shaft.
some prefer frotting to ordinary jerking off, however not everyone has a friend or sexual partner to frot with, therefore the frotdog was invented
"I frotdogged myself so hard last night, it felt so good!!"
rubbing/holding/masturbating a penis and a hotdog together for sexual pleasure. it is performed by a single penis-haver when they have no other penis to frot with.
the warmth of the hotdog mimics that of another penis, granting stimulation down the full length of the shaft.
some prefer frotting to ordinary jerking off, however not everyone has a friend or sexual partner to engage in frotting, therefore the frotdog was invented
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*