frosted cupcake

similar to a pearl necklace but limited to the face/head; also known as a facial but not as derogative and also encompasses ones face and hair.

He was pretty randy, a few minutes of humming and bam I had a frosted cupcake.

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Frosted Cupcake

frosted cupcake (n): the act of farting into ones hand then immediatly slapping someone in the face with said hand.

"Jesus Christ you need a Frosted Cupcake so goddamned badly it hurts..."

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A frosted cupcake is the act of farting on your hand and slapping someone in the face and then quickly following up with a dirty sanchez.

hey you guys want a frosted cupcake.

ewww dude thats nasty *vomiting*

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