front loading

the act of drinking before going to a bar where the prices are higher

me: hey mike! you goin to the bar with us tonight?

mike: hell yeah!! but i'll be front loading on the way there!!

(credit to MJ)

by Mr Guinness January 05, 2009

front load

drinking alcohol of any kind before heading out to a party

Paul arrived at the party with a foreign package because he had the foreskin to front load before he got there.

by sheila in the car January 11, 2009

Front Load

To take a load in your front.

That chick was gonna rear load the bouncer to get in. But he wanted a Front Load instead. Since he was tall and not bad looking. a load might result in genetically superior offspring. So she was a ok with that.

by The Dirty Mexican December 27, 2012

Front Load

The act of emptying tobacco from the tip of your cigarette/cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

"You tryin to roll a blunt?"
"Nah man I'm just front load my cig"

by Useyourrealname September 20, 2014

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Front load

The act of having a partner skip the line to smash when you already hand someone waiting in line.

I know mark is sweet but i had to front load mark

by Lazy sushi October 10, 2023

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018