when a female, usually a Navy Nurse around the San Diego or Norfolk area has sex with nearly all of the SEALs in that town; jumping from one dick to another.
Wow, have you heard about that skank nurse? I wouldnt get with her she's a realfrog hopper.
When one obtains a tree frog of unknown decent and religious persuasion and while intended to toss it upon a tin roof, misses, and heaves the frog into a friend's eye causing swelling and in come cases, conjunctivitis.
We were gettin' all the frog out of the pool, but when I tried to toss the bugger up on to the roof, her face got in the way and now her dad's got to go get the benadryl to stop the swelling from the Tricky Frog Hopper.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.