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friendnika 

A weird child who annoys the shit out of his/her friends
Ur such a friendnika
friendnika by An.on.ymous September 24, 2020
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Friendbian 

A friend you are so close with that everyone thinks you are lesbians.
"OMG...are Lynne and Joy gay?"

"No, they're just friendbians."
Friendbian by LynneheartsJoy December 20, 2008

Friendial 

vt. a composite word of friend and dial, means check out friends to keep in touch;
Person A: We were supposed to be best friends forever, but then we just kind of drifted apart.

Person B: I know! I guess you must friendial each other from time to time.
Friendial by AlexJM October 7, 2010

friendbivalent 

noun:

A person who experiences emotions of both positive and negative valence (or indifference) toward another, yet engages in frequent contact with the other due to conditions of common acquaintance, convenience, and/or loneliness.
Girl: Oh, is Jon your friend?

Guy: Kind of... we are not really that close, but he always hangs out with my friend, Paul. I guess we are "friendbivalent."
friendbivalent by Dangold April 19, 2009

friendtimate 

Used to define a 'friends with benefits' situation. Describing the act of being involved with someone that is less than a significant other but more than a friend.
Is that guy your friend or your boyfriend?

Were more than friends but he's not my boyfriend- were just 'friendtimate'
friendtimate by T. Simmons November 8, 2010

friendnificant other 

two people that have gone past friends with benefits and to everyone around them they appear to be dating but havent actually made an offical committment.
guy 1 : whats up with her?

guy 2 : forget it joe has dibs

guy 1 : are they together?

guy 2 : no but thats his friendnificant other

guy 1 : so they arnt together but shes still his?

guy 2 : i just said that

Friendiapobia

The fear of not having, or losing your best friend.
I have friendiapobia, I am terrified of losing my best friend.
Friendiapobia by KaitieKat November 7, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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