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friend stalker 

A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.
Ellen is such a friend stalker, she won't stop calling me! I don't even like her!
friend stalker by Jaja A August 12, 2006
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friend stalker 

Someone that tries to add all of your friends on your MySpace/Facebook friends after you add them on your friends list.
After I added Candace to my friends list, she added a bunch of people from my friends list, so now we have a bunch of mutual friends. She's a friend stalker.

Stalker Friend Syndrome

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.
Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.
Stalker Friend Syndrome by tbaaaby November 6, 2010

stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚
male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend
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