Definitions by ChineseGoddess

streamable

When a TV show or movie can be instantly streamed to your TV via Netflix.

Not all movies and TV shows are streamable. They really should change that.

streamable by ChineseGoddess November 27, 2010

football time 

When someone takes a lot longer than the time they said. A football game consists of four, 15-minute quarters but because the clock stops a lot, the game is a lot longer than 45 minutes. So when someone tells you they'll be 20 minutes, it's 20 minutes football time.

Bob: Jim said he was going to be 20 minutes before he shows up.
Bill: Yeah but, he works in football time so he'll be about 40 minutes.

football time by ChineseGoddess August 28, 2010

friend stalker 

Someone that tries to add all of your friends on your MySpace/Facebook friends after you add them on your friends list.

After I added Candace to my friends list, she added a bunch of people from my friends list, so now we have a bunch of mutual friends. She's a friend stalker.

friend stalker by ChineseGoddess June 17, 2010

masturbatory inspiration

When you need new ideas so you can "climax" during masturbation.

My best friend told me she needed some masturbatory inspiration because she got tired of thinking about the same things when she was masturbating. She couldn't "get off" anymore thinking about the same things over and over again.

masturbatory inspiration by ChineseGoddess March 23, 2009

crop rotation 

When a man has had a hair transplant.

Looks like Bob had some crop rotation done.

crop rotation by ChineseGoddess December 20, 2008