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Friend Boner 

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.
"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"
Friend Boner by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018
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friend boner 

It is a non-sexual comment directed at your friend for an action he/she performed that was totally awesome.
That was so awesome I got a friend boner.
friend boner by gigglybutviolent January 29, 2004

friend boner 

when you see someone you want to be friends with because they are interesting, attractive, or otherwise fly
I have a friend boner for this kid on my floor because he looks so cool but we haven't ever spoken.
friend boner by friendbonerfiend November 6, 2010

Friend Boner 

An erection that occurs when a person has a bunch friends come and hang out or do activities. Therefore the person gets an exasperating boner.
NOT GAY AT ALL!
OMG! My friends are coming over i'm ganna have such a friend boner.
Friend Boner by teddycakes February 29, 2012

Friendzoner

Someone who when they have a thing going on with another person, they eventually tell them they just want to be friends.
Kate is such a friendzoner. She told charlie that he was the best friend she had ever had. Then she ran off with his best friend.

Friendboned 

When a girl friendzones you and you really liked her then your best friend get with her.
Ebony friendboned Jackson.
I just got friendboned at homecoming
Friendboned by Some sad boyy September 29, 2018

friendbone 

(verb) to "bone" (or have sex with) one's friend; the opposite of friendzone
Sven: "Did you hear? I totally friendboned Olga last night"
Paul: "Dude, no way! She has a totally hot fupa!"
friendbone by ababababa777 April 25, 2015
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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