Friend Boner

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.

"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"

by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018

friend boner

It is a non-sexual comment directed at your friend for an action he/she performed that was totally awesome.

That was so awesome I got a friend boner.

by gigglybutviolent January 29, 2004

friend boner

when you see someone you want to be friends with because they are interesting, attractive, or otherwise fly

I have a friend boner for this kid on my floor because he looks so cool but we haven't ever spoken.

by friendbonerfiend November 6, 2010

Friend Boner

An erection that occurs when a person has a bunch friends come and hang out or do activities. Therefore the person gets an exasperating boner.
NOT GAY AT ALL!

OMG! My friends are coming over i'm ganna have such a friend boner.

by teddycakes February 29, 2012

Friendzoner

Someone who when they have a thing going on with another person, they eventually tell them they just want to be friends.

Kate is such a friendzoner. She told charlie that he was the best friend she had ever had. Then she ran off with his best friend.

by little_miss_brown_eyes October 20, 2013

Friendboned

When a girl friendzones you and you really liked her then your best friend get with her.

Ebony friendboned Jackson.
I just got friendboned at homecoming

by Some sad boyy September 29, 2018

friendbone

(verb) to "bone" (or have sex with) one's friend; the opposite of friendzone

Sven: "Did you hear? I totally friendboned Olga last night"
Paul: "Dude, no way! She has a totally hot fupa!"

by ababababa777 April 25, 2015