friend boner

It is a non-sexual comment directed at your friend for an action he/she performed that was totally awesome.

That was so awesome I got a friend boner.

by gigglybutviolent January 29, 2004

friend boner

when you see someone you want to be friends with because they are interesting, attractive, or otherwise fly

I have a friend boner for this kid on my floor because he looks so cool but we haven't ever spoken.

by friendbonerfiend November 6, 2010

Friend Boner

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.

"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"

by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018

Friend Boner

An erection that occurs when a person has a bunch friends come and hang out or do activities. Therefore the person gets an exasperating boner.
NOT GAY AT ALL!

OMG! My friends are coming over i'm ganna have such a friend boner.

by teddycakes February 29, 2012