Fried Hair 

When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.

Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!

Fried Hair by emofailure July 9, 2016

Deep Fried Hair 

Hair that is completely fried due to obsessive straightening or obsessive dying emo black.

It is also greasy because it's washed like once a week.

Wow that emo girls deep fried hair is soo unattractive.

I'm thinking about getting deep fried hair but I don't want people to think I'm emo..I'm just scene.

Deep Fried Hair by dfdsauflkadf December 22, 2008

Deep Fried Hairballs 

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.

Man these Deep fried hairballs taste awesome

Deep Fried Hairballs by Thesauceboss89 August 24, 2011

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus 

a man with long hair

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus by blubber bob October 4, 2007

Hairy Fred 

A hairy Fred is a fishing bait made by tuna cowboy lures in the USA.

You have any more of them hairy Freds I'm out.

Hairy Fred by BiGDADDYKaNe May 15, 2022