A fratch is a quarrel or disagreement between two or more people. It can vary from a fairly mild dispute through an overexcited slanging match to a no holds barred dust up.
“He was lookin’ for a fratch and kept pushin’ an’ shovin’ me. So I gave ‘im a smack in the chops, ‘e got what ‘e wanted.”
Combination of “frat” and “ratchet.” Describes the typical attire of a frat daddy, i.e. the combination of a Hawaiian shirt with Chubbies and Sperrys. For some odd reason, fraternities have now turned to wearing tacky printed button down shirts, once reserved for balding middle-aged men, with shorts so short that they could be mistaken for a gay man from a distance. Concerning the last component of the new fratastic outfit, many a frat daddy have probably never even stepped foot on a boat, thus making the Sperry’s wetdeck shoe traction aspect useless. This new trend has spiraled out of all control and is currently holding fashion hostage, thus making it uniquely ratchet: fratchet.
Guy 1: Dude, is he really wearing a camo button down with American flag short shorts and boat shoes?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he’s looking hella fratchet.
A twist off the reality show 'The Bachelor' in which the bachelor is a jacked, tan, hung like a horse, and obviously facey frat-star who can take tequila to the dome (always from the bottle) and wheel biddies as he pleases. The ladies each compete to receive a roofie at the end of each episode. They all dream of getting to one day walk of shame home out of the fratstar's room after the season finale
-"Hey Dan...did you see this week's episode of The Fratchelor?"
-"Yeah...that Alpha Mark sure made those g.d.i. biddies wear it so hard. I wish I had game like him and wasn't a no-game inbred giraffe of a man."