fretzel
fretzel by The Salted Twist May 3, 2022
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Fretzeldurmf
The name of a person who is:
Friendly
Rememberable
Enthralling
Tranquil
Zoomy
Expedient
Liturgical
Demonstrative
Unilateral
Recursive
Mild
Factual
Friendly
Rememberable
Enthralling
Tranquil
Zoomy
Expedient
Liturgical
Demonstrative
Unilateral
Recursive
Mild
Factual
Person One: "Yo Fretzeldurmf"
Person Two: "Yo Person One"
Person Three: "Why does he have such a weird name:
Person One: "He saw it in a Bill Wurtz Video"
Person Two: "Yo Person One"
Person Three: "Why does he have such a weird name:
Person One: "He saw it in a Bill Wurtz Video"
Fretzeldurmf by Anvay15 September 23, 2021
Related Words
fretzel • Fretzeldurmf • Fritzel • Fetzelstick • fetzel • frenzel • Frenzeled • Frethel • fretwell • Fretzal
fritzel (to fritzel)
To fritzel (verb)
1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.
1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.
Sahil: Hey! Check her out Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.
S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.
fritzel (to fritzel)
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.
S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.
fritzel (to fritzel)
fritzel (to fritzel) by Chugster April 2, 2010
Fritzel Baby
A Fritzel Baby is someone who seems to have been kept in a cage for years, a real buzz kill kind of person, or someone with no sense of enjoyment, and cant recognise new bands or songs or famous people, or government officials, or doesnt even know what hit shows are on tv.
Michael: Yeah I love rock music.
S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?
Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like Dragon Force.
S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.
Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?
Michael: Yeah its Russel Brand, he's my hero.
Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.
S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?
Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like Dragon Force.
S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.
Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?
Michael: Yeah its Russel Brand, he's my hero.
Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.
Fritzel Baby by Leco February 3, 2009
Fritzel
To imprison or detain a friend, lover or family member, against their will, but under the sincere and well-meaning delusion that you are doing them a favour or it is for their own good.
Fetzelstick
Fetzelstick by Miyamou September 26, 2018
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