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fretzel

Me and red headed johnny got twisted into a fretzel last night!
by The Salted Twist May 3, 2022
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Fretzeldurmf

The name of a person who is:
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Person One: "Yo Fretzeldurmf"
Person Two: "Yo Person One"
Person Three: "Why does he have such a weird name:
Person One: "He saw it in a Bill Wurtz Video"
by Anvay15 September 23, 2021
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fritzel (to fritzel)

To fritzel (verb)

1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.
Sahil: Hey! Check her out Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.

S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.

fritzel (to fritzel)
by Chugster April 2, 2010
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Fritzel Baby

A Fritzel Baby is someone who seems to have been kept in a cage for years, a real buzz kill kind of person, or someone with no sense of enjoyment, and cant recognise new bands or songs or famous people, or government officials, or doesnt even know what hit shows are on tv.
Michael: Yeah I love rock music.

S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?

Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like Dragon Force.

S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.



Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?

Michael: Yeah its Russel Brand, he's my hero.

Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.
by Leco February 3, 2009
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Fritzel

To imprison or detain a friend, lover or family member, against their will, but under the sincere and well-meaning delusion that you are doing them a favour or it is for their own good.
I would never had finished that essay if my housemate hadn't Fritzeled me all weekend.

My mum said she would Fritzel me if I did more coke.
by DJ Barnes September 28, 2008
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frenzel

Usually very funny and funny looking. Has crooked feet and loves to play sports even tho they can't .
Damn, Frenzel you ass you noodle built ass boy
by Jetskiii May 21, 2016
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Fetzelstick

Describing a dumb person, an insult.
"You're such a fetzelstick, you failed the test."
by Miyamou September 26, 2018
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